Having children is one of the more emotional things a person ever goes through. It’s understandable that someone might not be in their right mind following the occasion. Much like being black out drunk during Spring Break might lead one to getting a tattoo, apparently the mental euphoria that comes with a new baby might lead some in the same direction. This is really a terrible idea, and this post is going to give you twelve examples showing why. It’s sweet that people seem to love their babies enough to do this, but maybe choosing a non-idiotic way to show that might be a good idea. Just being a good parent that doesn’t make dumbass decisions would probably be a good way to start.
Check out the horror after the jump:















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I own a tattoo shop. If anyone left my shop looking like that I would fire the artist on the spot. Portraits are the hardest tattoos to do correctly and apparently the people that did these should not be tattooing. These pictures are what give tattooing a bad name. The worst part is that the artists that did these are proud of their work or there would be no pictures. Some of the pictures that people brought to the artists should not be turned into tattoos and their artists should have told them. Hopefully all these people got these tattoos for free. LOL.
My goodness some people are stupid.
Fact. Babies are creepy. So of course, baby tattoos are 100x creepier, even when done right. And imagine what they will look like in a few years.
Ps: I think you misplaced a tattoo of Britney Spears.
Its because those babies are ugly to begin with…
What the fuck is that behind the womens ear in the first pic?
Shit, sorry, i meant the second picture.
Ha, the fuck is the thing in the second to last photo? That ain’t no baby.
These are some creepy tattoos. WTF were these people thinking.
Spoogy, that thing behind her ear looks like a sebaceous cyst. Look them up on Youtube, they’re fun.
Classy comment, Alina. It appears to be a pre-term stillborn baby, forever lost to a grieving parent, but it is good to know you lack compassion. While I am no fan at all of tattoos, I have a friend whose baby died before his first birthday and this was how she commemorated him; let’s try to be a little tolerant.
Actually, the poor little girl had a chromosomal abnormality and died 10 minutes after she was born. Again, Alina, classy comment; karma is a bitch, you know.
why the fuck would you put clothes on a dead baby?
I work with federal offenders on parole and let me say with certainty that the number of tattoos a person has is inversely correlated with intelligence.
Newclear, u simpleminded biggot u.
The only way u can spot a persons intelligence on their tattoos are if they have “stupid” or “kill whitey/n**gers” on their forehead or have chinese characters that actually says “i’m a stupid slut” instead of “happiness and love”.
Tattooists run successful tattooshops all over the world, while dealing with taxes, employees, bisniss regulations and all other biggots like u, and still raking in money.
And have u ever, EVER seen a “cleen” tattooist? except the perfume-ad of Kat Von D…
Get out of church, get some friends and have a life. And a tattoo
I agree with others that these are awful tattoo jobs; it’s not that it’s a baby it’s the work itself.
I don’t know….at least 2 of these looked decent to me, and yet still creepy. Decent ones are 2nd and 3rd up from the bottom. Second from the bottom is good because it looks like the baby, who was already ugly to begin with. Third up we don’t have a photograph, but it looks good to me. Doesn’t make it any less creepy that you’d get a tattoo of your kid…
Well, I know that we’re all different and we all have different tastes but sorry, these tattoos don’t look anything like the pictures of the cute babies – something has definitely been lost in translation!
Definitely interesting to see the pics. Some of them really made me laugh!
This is a fabulous post! Thanks for the good laugh!
Um? Wait a minute. Is the baby in the second to last picture dead?
The tattoos are horrible. Period. Now, with that being said, there’s some fucking retarded assholes who can’t seem to get over the picture of a child who died an hour after birth (“Why the fuck would you put clothes on a dead baby?”, Ha, the fuck is the thing in the second to last photo? That ain’t no baby.). Douchebags.
I hope the point of most of these pictures was taking the “artist” to court.
I have never seen a tattoo that Didn’t look like a muddy mess after a couple of years. You may think you’re “kewl” now, but you’re really just stupid enough to follow a fad. Show some respect for yourself. You’ll acquire enough bodily mutilations naturally without paying someone to do it to you. This goes for piercings and all the rest of that totally stupid shit.
This is hilarious, almost as funny as a ‘full sleeve’. Or should I say a greenish arm. ehe Here’s a stat, the more tattoos one has the greater likely hood the individual has a psychiatric condition, or criminal record.
Thank you for removing my friend’s picture. It would be nice if you could also remove the comments of the people who were making fun of her child.
Also, a little common sense people. Would you bury someone you loved naked? Of course not. That little girl was a loved by many. She was born with a chromosome disorder and did not survive but that still didn’t change the fact she was a gorgeous and special little baby. Any human being with the tiniest bit of soul recognize that. The fact that there are people here commenting on dressing her, very obviously conveys their lack of caring, soul, compassion. and basic human decency.
Kori June 9, 2010 at 11:56 am
That little girl was a loved by many.
Give us a break….the thing was only an hour old, maybe !! Loved by “many” – what a load of crap. It was just an organism like looked somewhat human.
Grow up and get off your pity pad.
Don you clearly have never had children! That little girl may have not had time for people to get to know her, but people who care about her parents and family started loving her from the moment she was conceived! People looked forward to getting to know her and imagined what she would be like. They would have been excited when her mum went into labour, only to have their hearts broken when she died. Just because she didn’t have the chance to live and grow up, doesn’t mean she was any less of a person with a family! Mothers who have miscarriages mourn the loss of that child until the day THEY die, so WHY wouldn’t a mother who spent nine months carrying a baby and then god knows how many hours giving birth not mourn for it’s loss?
why don’t YOU grow up you heartless person! You are clearly a very cold lonely individual!
Ok for the stupid ass whatttt person until u have a stillborn or someone close to u does don’t fucking judge I had a stillborn almost 2 years ago and put clothes on him to be buried. He’s a full person 2 shit u say can be hurtful to others so please dont speak negative of those who have lost a child